e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

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hopeflakes:

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

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gothicxbae:

Defend Butts 🔫 #nationalbuttday

gothicxbae:

Defend Butts 🔫 #nationalbuttday

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neurochemical:

neurochemical:

im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now

UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made me laugh harder because dude you can bang a wall but not your girlfriend

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Fear of a Black Victim [credit]

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aplacetolovedogs:


Came home to trash everywhere in the house. Compelling evidence found. Is this dog guilty?
tommybrand
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aplacetolovedogs:

Came home to trash everywhere in the house. Compelling evidence found. Is this dog guilty?

tommybrand

Visit our poster store Rover99.com

scisallison:

people who are a combination of attractive witty adorable and talented

you stop that

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